Posts tagged "Lady Gaga"

"You’ve confused a ‘war on your religion’ with ‘not always getting everything you want.’"

— JON STEWART, The Daily Show.

(via captaindog)

I won’t tell you that I love you
kiss or hug you
'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin


I’m not lying, I’m just stunnin’
with my love glue gunning
just like a chick in the casino
take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this;
I promise this
check this hand, ‘cause I’m marvelous
can’t read my
can’t read my
he can’t read my poker face



Reciting “Poker Face.”

It’s like he’s reading poetry xD

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